SureAI

The spoon in Constantine's office called "Killed by the spoon" is a reference to that youtube video "horribly slow murderer with the extremely inefficient weapon" but what's really disappointing is that you can't wield it. It would be hilariously awesome if you could run around enderal smacking people with a spoon.

I just was in the mood and made a weapon out of this spoon for you:
It replaces the original spoon in the Chronikum, and I added two more Killerspoons in the same room.
Don't get caught, because you have to steal it.

Murderous cutlery... wasn't there a Fork of Horripilation in Morrowind and Shivering Isles?
May Sheogorath bless you

That's cool, thanks I'll try it out.